Caffe Piansa
Adulterous Salad
Feta and Citrus Salad
A mixture of citrus, croutons, bacon bits, slices pastrami in bed of romaine lettuce in special blend of feta herb vinaigrette dressings
P220.00
Green Batavia with Beef Pastrami in Dill Sour Cream
Sliced of beef pastrami bed in lollo biondo romaine and cherry tomato in special white cheese sauce
P180.00
Beef Shin Mango Salad w/ Cherry Tomato & Mint
Beef shin strips pan seared with Thai blend spices and iceberg lettuce, ripe mango, tomato fresh mint tips and chopped roasted peanut in authentic Thai sauce
P180.00
Bayside Orchard Salad
Refreshing combination of crisp greens, fruits & shrimp in sweet and sour creamy dressing
P180.00
Seafood Salad Supreme
Diced white fish and squid with crunchy veggies, grapes and sour creme
P200.00
Chef's Salad
Combination of fresh greens veggies & cold cuts in choice of dressings
P160.00
Caezar Salad
Crisp iceberg lettuce, croutons, bacon bits and peanuts in dressing made on spot
P180.00
Yakiniku (Tori) Salad
Fine US beef in specially blend sauce grilled, in bed of lolorosa and assorted highland, veggies paired in house special dressing
P250.00
Pork
Grilled Porkchop with Mexican Marinade
P180.00
Pork Belly Goulash
P190.00
Roasted Porkloin in Meranaise Sauce
P200.00
Pork Schnitzel in Gorgonzola Sauce
P200.00
Seafood
Salmon Fillet in Horseradish Butter and Dill Pickles
P360.00
Prawn Thermidore
P220.00
Steamed Dory in Coco Crab Sauce
P210.00
Tuna Fillet Medallion
P270.00
Shrimp Cocktail in Scampi Sauce
P220.00
Grilled Butterfly Prawns in Mornay Sauce
P220.00
Dory Butter Melt
P240.00
Grilled Tuna in Alavar Sauce
P220.00
Last Meal Request
John Wayne Gacy (Illinois-Lethal Injection)
New York cut steak, pan-fried dory in scampi sauce boneless crisp fried chicken, baked penne Bolognese roasted chicken veggie salad and mashed potato or steamed rice
P550.00
Ricky Ray Rector (Arkansas' Lethal Injection)
Lengua in Melanaise Sauce, Chicken Barbeque, Prawn Thermidore, Fried Noodles with Assorted Meat or Pasta, Pescado Ensalada and mashed potato or steamed rice
P550.00
Ronnie Lee Garderner (Utah-Firing Squad)
Tenderloin Steak Grilled Pork Ribs, Baked Bacon and Prawn Roll, Chicken Flambe (Steamed), Pomodoro Pasta, Marbled Potato and Chives Salad, served with Mashed Potato or Steamed Rice
P550.00
JPA (Jose, Pineda, Aquino) (Philippines-Electric Chair)
Inihaw na Baka (Roast Beef), Chicken Barbeque, inihaw na Sugpo, Ensalada Filipina, Kinilaw na Mascara (Dinakdakan) and steamed rice
P550.00
Subversive Steak
Salisbury Mushroom Steak
P280.00
US Delmonico
P380.00
Porterhouse
P420.00
Tenderloin
P380.00
Classic Pork Baby Back Ribs
P260.00
Norwegian Salmon Steak
P340.00
Tanigue Steak
P360.00
Tuna Steak
P320.00
Serving
All served with Steamed Rice
Java Rice or Mashed Potato
Tortured Pizza
Strappado
Freshly made tomato-herb base toppings for vegetarians, chopped porcini, black fungus, & shitake mushrooms
P200.00
German Chair
Bolognese Sauce with meatballs, ground beef with Red and Green bell pepper
P260.00
Cold Cell
Tomato-herb based in homemade crispy bacon and pimiento toppings
P220.00
White Torture
?House Special? Creme Fraiche ? Yogurt based sauce, Fresh tomato, sliced pickled garlic and fresh herb toppings, Sprinkled in feta and mozzarella cheese
P240.00
Waterboard
White garlic base sauce and salmon belly with spinach leaves toppings
P220.00
Tucker Telephone
Mildly spice roast beef, crisp onion rings, Red and green pepper, capers and roasted garlic
P280.00
Cat O' Nine Tails
Farmer?s ham, pepperoni, Brunswick sausage, black olives and red-green bell pepper
P280.00
The Tub
Mozzarella, cheddar, feta & Eden cheese (4 Cheesy Pizza)
P250.00
In Cream Sauce
Bamboo
Creamy Penne pasta with sauteed mixed vegies, basil chiffonade and Grilled chicken toppings
P210.00
Upright Jerker
Creamy fettuccine pasta with fresh basil, shrimp, mussel, sauteed crab, tuna meat and Parmesan cheese on top
P220.00
Electric Chair (Creamy)
Creamy Pesto sauce Tossed in Fettuccini Pasta w/ Fine Nuts served with chicken chops
P210.00
Special Dish Pasta
Cement Shoes
Special secret ingredient, homemade pasta with two choices of sauce dressing: Red Pomodoro or Creamy white sauce
P220.00
Lethal Injection
Composed of Tomato Puree-Passata, sauteed with anchovy fillet chopped fresh basil ? thyme, cappers & cayenne pepper, tossed in penne pasta
P200.00
Gas Chamber
Chef?s Recommendation, Linguine Black Pasta, Chicken Schnitzel on top with Gorgonzola and Mozzarella Cheese Butter Garlic Focaccia Bread, served with soup of the day
P280.00
Visitors' Menu-Chicken
Chicken Teriyaki (Tori)
P240.00
Roast or Cantonese Spring Chicken
P220.00
Boneless Grilled Chicken Barbecue
P240.00
Extra Crisps Fried Chicken
P240.00
Steamed Cordon Bleu
P240.00
Traditional Chicken Schnitzel in Creamy Pepper Sauce
P190.00
Leg Quarter Chicken Inasal
P220.00
Visitors' Menu-Beef
Korean Barbeque
P190.00
Callos Ala Medrana
P200.00
Beef & Herb Rolled
Grilled
P220.00
Beef Salpicao
P280.00
Fillet Steak in Pepper Cream Sauce
P280.00
Menudo Sulipena
P200.00
Lengua in Melanaise Sauce
P200.00
Lengua Filipina
P200.00
Forcible Entree
Buffalo Wings
P180.00
Baked Oyster in Mornay Garlic Cheezy Sauce
P150.00
Fish and Chips
P180.00
Chicken Fingers
P170.00
Mini Bruschetta
P170.00
Basket of Mojos
P160.00
Nachos
P160.00
Mozzarella Cheese Sticks
P145.00
Seditious Soup of the day
Cream of Spinach
P60.00
Seafood Chowder
P60.00
Corn and Crab Chowder
P60.00
Salad
Chunky Pink Salmon Salad
Freshly made Norwegian pink salmon salad with toasted focaccia bread
P160.00
Mix Veggies & Fruit Cardamon Salad
Fruits, vegetables and nuts are combined in this protein-rich and energy giving salad
P180.00
Choice:
Dressings: Dill Mustard Sauce
Tartar Sauce
Aioli
Remoulade
Yogurt Sauce w/ Fresh Herbs
Caezar Dressing
Thousand One Island Dressing
French Dressing
A-bailable for Brunch
Kulong-Ganisa
Turmeric Gingered Chicken Sausage
P120.00
Beef Estafa
Beef Sirloin marinade in Fennel Garlic and Light Soy Sauce
P130.00
Pork Homicide
Tender Pork belly strips marinade in pineapple juice and fennel seed
P120.00
Murdered Chicken
A version of Indonesian Satay coated and grilled to perfection
P120.00
Raped Fish
Breaded Mackerel marinade in Indonesian satay
P120.00
Serving
All served with Fried Ruce & Pritata
Pasta-Oil Based
Mazzatello
Norwegian Salmon Filet & Shitake Mushroom tossed in Olive Oil and fresh herbs, mildly spiced Excellent for Linguine Pasta
P220.00
Electric Chair
Freshly Pesto Sauce tossed in Fettuccini Pasta w/ Fine Nuts
P150.00
Guillotine
Fettuccini Pasta tossed in sauteed White Shrimp, Zucchini & Black Fungus Mushroom. A must try Oil Based Pasta
P190.00
Pasta-Tomato Sauce
Stoning
Our Kiddie Special Spaghetti Pasta in Bolognese Sauce & lots of Cheesy Beef Meatballs & Parmesan Cheese
P180.00
Firing Squad
Composed of Fresh Tina Chunks, Black & Green Olives Chives Cappers, Garlic & Passata tossed in Spaghetti Pasta
P180.00
Pasta-Baked Pasta
Republican Marriage
Composed of freshly made traditional Lasagna
P180.00
Garrote
Penne Pasta tossed in Bolognese Sauce, Cheese Sauce & baked with cheddar Mozzarella cheese
P190.00
Side Orders
Mashed Potato
P25.00
Java Rice
P35.00
Steamed Rice
P30.00
Fried Egg
P15.00
Garlic Bread
P15.00
Deli Sandwiches
Clubhouse 'Supreme'
P260.00
Twin Chorizo Burger
P140.00
Beef Burger
P175.00
Panini Veggies
P110.00
Panini Smoked Capellini
P130.00
Panini Roast Beef & Zucchini
P160.00
Chunky Tuna Salad
P120.00
Norwegian Salmon Salad in Grilled Focaccia Loaf
P180.00
Menu
Heretics Fork
Shrimp, onions, roasted garlic in wine butter sauce
P260.00
San Juanico Bridge
Chopped crispy pork crackling, onion, green pepper and roasted garlic butter sauce
P220.00
Wheel of Tortured Pizza
Wheel of Torture #1
Combination of Strappado, German Chair, Cold Cell and Waterboard
P420.00
Wheel of Torture #2
Combination of Wine Torture, The Tub, Heretic?s Fork and San Juanico Bridge
P420.00
Wheel of Torture #3
Combination of Strappado, Cold Cell, the Tub and San Juanico Brdige
P420.00
Incestuos Dessert
Sticky Rice in Fresh Mango & Puree
P110.00
Frutta Creme Brulee
P100.00
Yema De Cremma
P120.00
Graham Pie
P120.00
Strawberry Mousse
P110.00
Chocolate Cake
P120.00